Notes from the Subbasement of Mars

"Poetry is an asshole and I don't think I'll be home in the morning"

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

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restinpeaches:

ATTN Cipater

i think i spent like an hour with this machine because it’s so amazing *o*

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whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(via heller-hemingway-and-hot-coffee)

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geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

(via cheese3d)

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(via visceradolly)

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Doing some A/V work at the old Swedish church I spent a lot of time in when I was growing up. I haven’t had these Swedish waffles in decades…
So good.

Doing some A/V work at the old Swedish church I spent a lot of time in when I was growing up. I haven’t had these Swedish waffles in decades…
So good.

(via treeslug)

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(via ghostblowjob)

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ROCKY HORROR SAVED MY LIFE- A FAN DOCUMENTARY

just-another-plus-sized-beauty:

come join Rocky Horror at the Art Theater Long Beach on Friday (7/18/14) and be featured in a documentary! the cast will be outside by 11:30 pm and doors should open around midnight! tickets are $11 without a student ID and $9 with a student ID. we would love to see all your beautiful faces!

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godspeedyoublackempress:

sapientpearwood I thought of you, for some reason.

Amazing.

godspeedyoublackempress:

sapientpearwood I thought of you, for some reason.

Amazing.

postitontheweb:

#115
Post-it On The Web celebrates its first birthday today. Woohoo!

postitontheweb:

#115

Post-it On The Web celebrates its first birthday today. Woohoo!

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adhemarpo:

Charles Addams - New Yorker / 16 février 1981

adhemarpo:

Charles Addams - New Yorker / 16 février 1981

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