Notes from the Subbasement of Mars

"Poetry is an asshole and I don't think I'll be home in the morning"

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"'Just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn't mean the lives of trans people aren't in peril every day.'"

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— Laverne Cox (via angerisbeautiful-79)

cuz we KNOW there’s gonna be waaaay too many people patting themselves on the back saying “ok the trans issue is solved we did a good job” because laverne cox got nominated like NOOOOO there are still are still trans people that need to be supported listened to loved and defended. there is still a culture of transphobia and transmisogyny that needs to be dismantled. work to be done. (via wocinsolidarity)

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metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

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sexhaver:

play Opalescence and enchant Doubling Season (which is now a 5/5 creature) with Followed Footsteps. you now have one 5/5 creature

turn 2: you now have three 5/5 creatures

turn 3: you now have 11 5/5 creatures

turn 4: you now have 2059 5/5 creatures

turn 5: you now have 66185228434044942951864067458396061614989522267577311297802947435570493724401440549267868490798926773634494383968047143923956857140205406402740536087446083831052036848232439995904404992798007514718326043410570379830870463780085260619444417205199197123751210704970352727833755425876102776028267313405809429548880554782040765277562828362884238325465448520348307574943345990309941642666926723379729598185834735054732500415409883868361423159913770812218772711901772249553153402287759789517121744336755350465901655205184917370974202405586941211065395540765567663193297173367254230313612244182941999500402388195450053080385547 5/5 creatures (no, i didn’t pull that number out my ass, you can check my math if you want to). there’s not really much point in continuing the combo past this point because you already have approximately 6.619 × 10^539 times more creatures than there are atoms in the known universe and consequently might be running short on tokens

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iguanamouth:

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5 Make Me A Centaur

Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!

Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth

Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me

Chill Dragon Girl - Jay

real tears are coming out of my eyes

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azertip:

laurent gapaillard

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jhonenv:

Making people who want sketches draw what they want me to draw first. Keeps it fun for me, and stressful for them!

I can respect that.

jhonenv:

Making people who want sketches draw what they want me to draw first. Keeps it fun for me, and stressful for them!

I can respect that.

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

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restinpeaches:

ATTN Cipater

i think i spent like an hour with this machine because it’s so amazing *o*

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whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

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