Notes from the Subbasement of Mars

"Poetry is an asshole and I don't think I'll be home in the morning"

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tranquil-toxins:

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T WRITE ON PEOPLES HEARTS WITH INK OR LEAD. THAT SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA?? IDKK??

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kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

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alexandrediboine:

things i did during tonight’s livestream

alexandrediboine:

things i did during tonight’s livestream

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the-glitter-clit:

feelinglikeabigbang:

whatshermindsays:

There’s a girl I see at the bus stop all the time with a “Consent is sexy” bracelet and I always want to say this but I never do

The “Consent is Sexy” thing grosses me out so much to be honest. Like, fishnets and garters are sexy, consent is a basic human right. The sexiness of consent is irrelevant because it’s fucking mandatory regardless

Well said!

the-glitter-clit:

feelinglikeabigbang:

whatshermindsays:

There’s a girl I see at the bus stop all the time with a “Consent is sexy” bracelet and I always want to say this but I never do

The “Consent is Sexy” thing grosses me out so much to be honest. Like, fishnets and garters are sexy, consent is a basic human right. The sexiness of consent is irrelevant because it’s fucking mandatory regardless

Well said!

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outofcontextdnd:

The party is staring down a mine shaft, over which is suspended a winch with a large metal container hanging from it.

Bard: So is this … an orelevator?

DM: … do we need to make saving throws?  A pun that bad is an attack, right?

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its-called-gratitude:

I can’t get over her.

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ink-n-severedties:

higheramerica:

"Dude, check out this fresh bud I just got."

I am speechless

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useless-swedenfacts:

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

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